Michael - 23 - New York

I pretend I'm a writer when I'm not pretending I'm a rockstar. Both of these things may or may not take place in front of the bathroom mirror.

You probably have no idea what my posts are about, and that's the way I like it. True art fails to yield to analysis.

Self-indulgent biography, attempt at humor, pseudo-intellectual Nietzsche quote, etc. etc. etc.

4th April 2010

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I have the coolest mother ever.

(concerning a Facebook comment)

Mom: Your drinking has me a bit concerned

Michael: what drinking?

Michael: I had like, a beer last night

Mom: Grape Ape?

Michael: that’s a type of marijuana, mother

Mom: oh ok…bfn Love you!

Michael: lmao you too.

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